Mummy, Can I Have Some Marijuana?

So a couple of days ago, I spotted this kid (who couldn't have been older than 10 years old) sitting by the roadside wearing this t-shirt...





Incredible huh? Question now is... who's to blame? Some parents DO need to be shot!

The Great Malaysian Car (Identity) Crisis...

More than anywhere else in the world, cars in Malaysia generally suffer from severe identity crisis. Look around; at least 8 out of 10 cars on Malaysian roads don’t really know what they’re supposed to be anymore. Kancils want to be Daihatsus and Wajas want to be Mitsubishis.



Of course you have to blame their owners who must seriously believe that by adding extra ampaian baju disguised as spoilers, and putting up WEST stickers, people would suddenly think they’re driving a McLaren instead of a Wira?

I mean, would I be Brad Pitt by just dying my hair blonde? I would at least have to make a few hundred million at the US box office and sleep with Angelina Jolie a little bit before I could even think about asking people to call me Brad, right? Sheesh…