Mummy, Can I Have Some Marijuana?

So a couple of days ago, I spotted this kid (who couldn't have been older than 10 years old) sitting by the roadside wearing this t-shirt...





Incredible huh? Question now is... who's to blame? Some parents DO need to be shot!

The Great Malaysian Car (Identity) Crisis...

More than anywhere else in the world, cars in Malaysia generally suffer from severe identity crisis. Look around; at least 8 out of 10 cars on Malaysian roads don’t really know what they’re supposed to be anymore. Kancils want to be Daihatsus and Wajas want to be Mitsubishis.



Of course you have to blame their owners who must seriously believe that by adding extra ampaian baju disguised as spoilers, and putting up WEST stickers, people would suddenly think they’re driving a McLaren instead of a Wira?

I mean, would I be Brad Pitt by just dying my hair blonde? I would at least have to make a few hundred million at the US box office and sleep with Angelina Jolie a little bit before I could even think about asking people to call me Brad, right? Sheesh…

Just A Couple More Typically Malaysian Signs

Does This Look Dirty To You?

Saw this at a fast food joint. So what are you thinking now? Be honest. Chicken drumstick. Or something else?

It's Raya Already?

Went to One Utama today and they've already started playing Raya songs. FIVE FULL DAYS BEFORE Ramadhan even starts! Might as well throw in JINGLE BELLS for good measure...

Everybody Loves Siti?

Well, apparently not...

Say What?

NGOs are a pretty creative lot, especially when it comes to naming themselves. And we've been quite entertained by the various abbreviations like Bersih, Jerit and Protes.

But we're not too sure about this latest one called Kumpulan Penyokong dan Pengasuh Profesional Islam, and also known as......... PISANG!

Think we're making this up? Click here then.

WARNING: Don't Use The Phone Too Much...

Or you'll end up looking like this...

Look Ma, No Pants!

But come on, even mannequins need pants, no?

Egg Story

In case you can't see it, it says "Telur Yang Lebih Prihatin". Who knew eggs had feelings huh?

How We Pee

Apparently, Malaysians pee from their tummy...

The Beard Trimming Dude

So I was in the loo at KL Convention Centre when I saw this guy trimming his beard...

Yes, the dude was trimming his beard in a public toilet. With a pair of scissors. Then again, probably he had a date and no time to shave...