Yes, I know it's bulan puasa and all, but how can I ignore something like this?
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...Wonder if the authorities will be raiding the mag's office anytime soon... Tak kot.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
I've Been Screwed By Malta!
So I was at Jusco buying some groceries when I got a rude shock at the drinks aisle...
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This isotonic non-alcoholic drink that I've been drinking for more than 15 years is now 'Tidak Ditanggung Halal"! What the hell?
The same sign can be seen plastered near other Malta drinks as well. What about all the ads in the MALAY papers promoting them as minuman seisi keluarga? And I can remember they were giving these out at the Youth '09 event, and EVERYONE was consuming it.
So what do we do now? I'm calling the Malay Mail Hotline on Monday for sure...
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...This isotonic non-alcoholic drink that I've been drinking for more than 15 years is now 'Tidak Ditanggung Halal"! What the hell?
The same sign can be seen plastered near other Malta drinks as well. What about all the ads in the MALAY papers promoting them as minuman seisi keluarga? And I can remember they were giving these out at the Youth '09 event, and EVERYONE was consuming it.
So what do we do now? I'm calling the Malay Mail Hotline on Monday for sure...
Saturday, July 11, 2009
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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Thursday, June 11, 2009
Funny Signs In Langkawi
Didn't get to snap that many, but these two are rather funny lah...
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Inquirement? Hmm
Yes peeps, be careful where you "pak" ok?
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Malaysia's Stupid Criminals: Steal Panties, Get The Girl?
This happened a couple of weeks ago, actually. This sucker in KK was sentenced to 25 months in jail for stealing women’s panties at two different houses. At the first break-in, he stole 25 pieces of panties worth RM80 and at the second, he nicked 29 pieces worth RM100. Apparently he planned to re-sell them at flea markets.
The dude is simply stupid. In the first place, the panties weren’t of good brands cos we know that a single piece of LaSenza underwear would at least cost RM50, so 34 for RM180 means it must have been “Cap Bunga” or something.
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But here’s the clincher: the dude actually left his phone number at the second house!
Yup, apparently someone told him it’s a legitimate wooing technique to break into a woman’s house and steal her underwear. Score!
Yeah, he scored prison time alright…
The dude is simply stupid. In the first place, the panties weren’t of good brands cos we know that a single piece of LaSenza underwear would at least cost RM50, so 34 for RM180 means it must have been “Cap Bunga” or something.
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But here’s the clincher: the dude actually left his phone number at the second house!
Yup, apparently someone told him it’s a legitimate wooing technique to break into a woman’s house and steal her underwear. Score!
Yeah, he scored prison time alright…
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Ingin Jadi Superman?
KERAS. KASAR. PANJANG.
Guess we didn't know what we've been missing all this while, huh?
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Cool And FUNNY Stuff I Found At a Japanese Store in the Curve
So, if you haven’t heard yet, there’s this cool discount store at the Curve called Daiso that sells all things Japanese. Everything here is sold at the wonderful price of RM5, and I do mean EVERYTHING. And they’ve got a whole lot of stuff as well; from underwear to stationeries to household items…
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It can be quite an amusing experience shopping here, mainly ‘cos the labels are all in Japanese and there’s quite a number of things that you’d have to stare hard at the pictures to figure out what they’re for.
Anyway, I picked up a few things for myself and my, um, pets. One of which is this thing called PET SHEET.
But if you think the name is already funny, imagine the laugh I had when I read the “directions” at the back of the pack.
In case it’s not too clear for you to read, let me type it out here:
* Please put feces in order to the rest room.
* Please round small to adjust a dirty part of the inside, and so as not to become insanitary and process the sheet of the remainder.
* Please do not throw away the sheet to the rest room.
* About processing, please obey a local rule to live.
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It can be quite an amusing experience shopping here, mainly ‘cos the labels are all in Japanese and there’s quite a number of things that you’d have to stare hard at the pictures to figure out what they’re for.
Anyway, I picked up a few things for myself and my, um, pets. One of which is this thing called PET SHEET.
But if you think the name is already funny, imagine the laugh I had when I read the “directions” at the back of the pack.
In case it’s not too clear for you to read, let me type it out here:
* Please put feces in order to the rest room.
* Please round small to adjust a dirty part of the inside, and so as not to become insanitary and process the sheet of the remainder.
* Please do not throw away the sheet to the rest room.
* About processing, please obey a local rule to live.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Card Carrying Criminals... You Better Believe It!
I was watching 999 on TV3 last night and as usual it had the obligatory Mat Rempit-getting-busted scene.
Anyway, one 20-something Rempit was caught after he “rempuh-ed” the police blockade. And it was also discovered that the dude was actually a member of the notorious gang called “APACHEE”.
And how did the police know this? ‘Cos – get this – he had an APACHEE membership card with him.
Call me naïve, but as far as I know, criminals and gang members usually don’t want to be found out so easily. Imagine the mafia handing out cards to its members…
I can imagine what’s gonna happen in court already:
Judge: So what evidence do you have to prove the guy’s a gang member?
Prosecutor: Well your honour, he, um, has a card….
Ha ha!
If you don’t believe me, watch it yourself at this link:
http://www.tv3.com.my/Shows/EpHighlight.aspx?MasterID=200&ShowID=189&MenuID=2&SubMenuID=1&TemplateID=1&EpID=23655&VideoID=24898
But I do wonder what sort of privileges the APACHEE card would entitle the member? Cheap “minyak motor”? Discounts on bohsia? Yeah, probably lah…
Anyway, one 20-something Rempit was caught after he “rempuh-ed” the police blockade. And it was also discovered that the dude was actually a member of the notorious gang called “APACHEE”.
And how did the police know this? ‘Cos – get this – he had an APACHEE membership card with him.
Call me naïve, but as far as I know, criminals and gang members usually don’t want to be found out so easily. Imagine the mafia handing out cards to its members…
I can imagine what’s gonna happen in court already:
Judge: So what evidence do you have to prove the guy’s a gang member?
Prosecutor: Well your honour, he, um, has a card….
Ha ha!
If you don’t believe me, watch it yourself at this link:
http://www.tv3.com.my/Shows/EpHighlight.aspx?MasterID=200&ShowID=189&MenuID=2&SubMenuID=1&TemplateID=1&EpID=23655&VideoID=24898
But I do wonder what sort of privileges the APACHEE card would entitle the member? Cheap “minyak motor”? Discounts on bohsia? Yeah, probably lah…
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Bang, Vodka Special Satu!
So this piece of news came out yesterday in Star Metro. The Finlandia vodka Cup Malaysia 2008 was held recently to find the cream of the bartending crop.
It was a closed (and close) competition apparently and the contestants were required to prepare an aperitif, a long drink and the Quick Mix.
And the winners were:
1.Abdumubin Ismail (RM2,000 cash, trophy, will represent Malaysia at the 11th International Finlandia Vodka Cup in Lapland, Finland)
2.Chong Yi Shawn
3.Rizal Junior
Ain’t saying anything more, but I’m pretty sure some people in this Hadhari land would find the whole thing rather weird, no?
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