Malaysia's Stupid Criminals: Steal Panties, Get The Girl?

This happened a couple of weeks ago, actually. This sucker in KK was sentenced to 25 months in jail for stealing women’s panties at two different houses. At the first break-in, he stole 25 pieces of panties worth RM80 and at the second, he nicked 29 pieces worth RM100. Apparently he planned to re-sell them at flea markets.

The dude is simply stupid. In the first place, the panties weren’t of good brands cos we know that a single piece of LaSenza underwear would at least cost RM50, so 34 for RM180 means it must have been “Cap Bunga” or something.

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But here’s the clincher: the dude actually left his phone number at the second house!

Yup, apparently someone told him it’s a legitimate wooing technique to break into a woman’s house and steal her underwear. Score!

Yeah, he scored prison time alright…