Sunday, August 30, 2009

Sleazy Headline Alert!!!

Yes, I know it's bulan puasa and all, but how can I ignore something like this?
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Wonder if the authorities will be raiding the mag's office anytime soon... Tak kot.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

I've Been Screwed By Malta!

So I was at Jusco buying some groceries when I got a rude shock at the drinks aisle...
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This isotonic non-alcoholic drink that I've been drinking for more than 15 years is now 'Tidak Ditanggung Halal"! What the hell?


The same sign can be seen plastered near other Malta drinks as well. What about all the ads in the MALAY papers promoting them as minuman seisi keluarga? And I can remember they were giving these out at the Youth '09 event, and EVERYONE was consuming it.

So what do we do now? I'm calling the Malay Mail Hotline on Monday for sure...

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Michael Jackson On The Menu

Weird or plain wrong, you decide...

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Thing About Air Supply...

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Read the headline. Air Supply. Set to ROCK? Really????

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Funny Signs In Langkawi

Didn't get to snap that many, but these two are rather funny lah...
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Inquirement? Hmm

Yes peeps, be careful where you "pak" ok?

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Malaysia's Stupid Criminals: Steal Panties, Get The Girl?

This happened a couple of weeks ago, actually. This sucker in KK was sentenced to 25 months in jail for stealing women’s panties at two different houses. At the first break-in, he stole 25 pieces of panties worth RM80 and at the second, he nicked 29 pieces worth RM100. Apparently he planned to re-sell them at flea markets.

The dude is simply stupid. In the first place, the panties weren’t of good brands cos we know that a single piece of LaSenza underwear would at least cost RM50, so 34 for RM180 means it must have been “Cap Bunga” or something.

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But here’s the clincher: the dude actually left his phone number at the second house!

Yup, apparently someone told him it’s a legitimate wooing technique to break into a woman’s house and steal her underwear. Score!

Yeah, he scored prison time alright…

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Ingin Jadi Superman?


KERAS. KASAR. PANJANG.

Guess we didn't know what we've been missing all this while, huh?